Oh no. Lord, no. It's that time of year again where those lucky enough to be in a relationship are implored to spend spend spend on yet another set of unwanted gifts, leaving single folk horribly left out and isolated. Yes, its Valentine's Day. Taking a look around my local shops, everywhere from the pub to the corner shop to Poundland to Kwik Fit are imploring me to buy something...anything!...or...well the consequences would be too macabre to even think about wouldn't they?
So we have collected together a set of records to hopefully make everyone feel a bit better about it, and give you a bit of a chuckle. From Texan post rockersI Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
's defeatest 'I Will Only Break Your Heart' to Dan Sartain
's 'Fuck Friday Fuck Saturday Fuck Sunday Fuck You' here's a list of records which fly right in the face of all that gooey stuff.
Oh, and stuck for that last-minute Valentines gift? Why not try a Norman Records gift voucher
? (We're semi-serious...and we're not responsible for any subsequent relationship breakdowns.)