3 ...according to our Clinton on 27 November 2006.
Warm innit? Am I probably the only person in the country unable to sleep at
night due to the fear of collapsing seasons? Probably. I can categorically state
that I am never cold. Never ever ever. I've thrown all my jumpers away. So here
in my sweaty mitt I have a single by Absentee on Memphis Industries. Its called
'Weasel'. Its a strange one. - a chirpy enough pop song with a singer who
sounds Irish. Its the kind of pleasant, catchy guitar pop somewhere between Jack
and Camera Obscura if such a place exists. The singer (whose voice is so low the
earths core is trembling) has just sang the words "cocker spaniel"
which reminds me of a joke. I went to a crap comedy club the other night and
there was a dog on stage doing a Peter Kay routine - his opening line was
"... remember spaniels?". (sorry Andrew I don't think I told it
right). But remember the rule - always leave them with a joke -
funny or otherwise.