To sooth my battered brow after all that skaggy Indie sleaze I think I'll put
on this nice 12" disc by Wolf Eyes. Oh my lordy! What soothing
streams of gorgeous, ear caressing beauty this slowly unreavelling symphony
reveals! This is music for the soul! For that all important dinner party! For
when yer Gran comes to visit! And the vicar! Fats thinks this slab of
blossoming, stirring wonderfulness should soundtrack children's TV! Oh how
FUCKING WRONG he is. SATAN BLOOD DEATH KILL ARRRRGGGHH!!! The sound of a
thousand teenagers being locked in Freddy Krueger's wardrobe. Even the
etched side plays! That's how intrinsically evil this record is!! 'Fuck The Old
Miami plays @666 rpm & is brought to you by those nice fluffy cardigan
wearing types @ Important!
