...according to our Brian on Sat 18 Nov, 2006.
You just KNOW when it's time to open the weekly delivery boxes from certain distributors, you've NO FOOKIN' IDEA what the hell yr gonna get. That's why I'm delighted some comedian has given me an LP by The Assdroids to review. Ant summed it up by describing the first track as the sound of someone rampaging through a zoo with a machine gun. It's schizo spazzy noise basically with snatches of Happy Flowers mentalism & the occasional suggestion they could actually get a moshpit moving with a post hardcore groove if they could actually be arsed. Out of 15 tunes, one song title wins them an award for absolute fuckheadery - "Grinding meat is just like feeling up yr girlfriend on a cheap 6 pack buzz" Funny stuff on Cock Rock DiscoBe the first to review this record. Best reviewer each month gets £10 off their next order!