...according to our Brian on Thu 28 Dec, 2006.
I've been informed that this next record is a scam. Oh! sorry! It's ON scam. Pardon? Oh! SKAM! Well this is a scam if you ask me. Lots of odd noise that sounds like boom rave nonsense being played from inside a large squishy toad. And it's got a piece of TOILET ROLL inside!!!!! And it's not even Andrex!!! Ohhh! They'll not have clean bottoms this lot! I bet their mums will be horrified when they find out!! What they called? Quinoline Yellow!!?? Eh? .The nice little bald chappie on the other computer says this is "the best thing he's heard in ages" and that it'd probably even appeal to my Brian! I hope he's not taking drugs! On big record & little silver record like the other thing. (This is fecking brilliant by the way! X The Norman Towers Crew... oh and it's called Crylack Parasol!)Be the first to review this record. Best reviewer each month gets £10 off their next order!