Full Toilet - Full Toilet 7

Finally, after weeks of delays, the Full Toilet 7” has “dropped”. These guys have been the “butt” of many a joke around Norman Towers lately simply for their amazing name. Pretty cool-looking 7”, too, on dark red vinyl with a “big hole” and the regulation Sub Pop sticker with all the information scrawled over the top in pen. Unsurprisingly, the 13 songs that this little 45rpm “nugget” houses are “crap”. Imagine a really “sloppy”, horrible cross between Arab On Radar and Wrangler Brutes, then imagine seeing them trying to play a show while Lightning Bolt, Noel Edmonds and Let's Wrestle spurt explosive “diarrhoea” all over them from the rafters. Business Lady has pointed out that they sound like a more “poopy” version of Spazz. The catch here is how do you criticise a band called Full Toilet just because they're “shit”? They'll just tell “you” they're supposed to be.