Cursor Miner - Requires Attention

You've seen the outfit. You've heard the scandalous rumours. You've landed the jump jet in tricky conditions.

NOW HEAR THE ALBUM

Cursor Miner returns with a brand new load of sonic hassle. It's heavier than metal. It's beefier than a bullfight.

It's more original than the first ever thing EVER.

Novelty! Worldly wisdom! A sideways glance at stuff! Woah! Rip snorting bass! ...and several impressive domes can all be found nicely tucked under the crackling skin of 'Cursor Miner Requires Attention'! Yes people, a huge amount of money has been lavished on this album, with its indescribable levels of COSMIC SPAZZFUNK. Yes this album used LOTS of posh software, a LOT OF ELECTRICITY, many parts of things, TECHNICAL things, stuff that you couldn't POSSIBLY understand. AT LEAST 3 chairs and a chest of drawers full of an incredible range of adapters and connectors, and CABLES beyond your wildest dreams. A laptop made in a VOLCANO, with a monitor made of GRANITE and a mouse made of GAS!!! A drum machine than runs on RAILS, a synthesiser powered by PLUTONIUM APPLES... These are just some of the TWISTED NEW SCHOOL wing wangs that the GENIUS CURSOR MINER uses to create THE STUPIDEST NOISES IN THE WORLD^TM.

It's at least 20% BETTER than the last Cursor Miner album, as measured by albumgoodnesstest.com, which is a newly invented software that tells you how GOOD something is.

Now I demand to know what the HELL you're doing sitting there not placing your order for CURSOR MINER REQUIRES ATTENTION!!

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