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Jet Jaguar KR3 Kill Spree/FztFwrd - Split

Split by Jet Jaguar KR3 Kill Spree/FztFwrd

unquestionably the most paranormal & User-Hostile 10" you will ever own!
the incomparable analogue/digital/biomechanical monstrosity that is Jet Jag deliver very' very harsh & impossibly intricate & intense over-kinetic Noisegrind Blast Power-Electronics Cyber Avant-Garde Gack from USA vs incinerating Noise Seishin-Speedcore Industrial PE Grind from France. OUCH!!! superb sleeve art & design & coloured vinyl stikcers! 10 tracks from Jet Jag & 5 from Fzt Fwrd. this is a magnificently abnormal piece of vinyl & must not be confused with the glossy ANB style edulcorated over-ground drum-machine bands or the dull & restrictive bedroom-blasters. it's completely disparate, much' much' much' MUCH sicker & is the perfect sound-track to some awful bio-mechanical hifalutian psycho mutant cyber nightmare of extralinguistic severity! coloured-vinyl, compulsory for clergy of the most extremist Noisegrind advanced mangling, there's nothing else like it! pit all your crazy Japanese Noise vinyl against this beauty & watch them all flop! released on the notorious Lofiordierecords UK.
 
"Jet Jaguar KR3 Kill Spree manages to face off with Venetian Snares, Merzbow, ANB & Xanopticon at the same time & vanquish them all effortlessly. i have never ever, nor clearly will i ever, hear anything at all like it. -Minzo Shiroma. Tetsubishi Gob-Stopper, "sweet sounds of the burning child"
 
Review from Matsuge Androgyn webzine:
Mother of mercy! How do you begin to describe this record? Fucking WAR on the senses is about the best way to let the listener know what they are getting themselves into. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK! Well first of all let it be said that this gem is the first official release of Jet Jaguar KR-3 Kill Spree, so needless to say, it's the beginning of music's TRANSFORMATION! This older material finds a youthful Jet Jag violently fidgeting, screaming in various rasps and pitch shifted spasms of insanity, regurgitating broken and confusing rhythms among tantrums of serious harsh noise, blasts, all insanely intricate and technical down to the minutest detail. It pulls you in all directions at once, makes you laugh, makes you fear, makes you hate it, makes you love it. As complex as the inner workings of the human body itself and ready to set the mind free. This IS the shit that will turn mankind into GODS! Of course now, how could you expect the SHEEP to understand anything so ahead of it's time? I said it before and I'll say it again, this shit is black fucking magic right here. Gotta hand it to the blokes at LofiRDie/TGS, they fucking struck gold on this one. Flip it over and prepare to be SCRAMBLED by the likes of the uber kult, brain splattering seishen speed core holocaust of FAST FORWARD, the very definition of said genre!. I never considered listening to anything "techno" until I heard this record. FAST FORWARD rattles the brain like a dose of royal jelly and genseng extract injected at the base of the spine sending the listener into uncontrollable seizures as the liquids go right into the bloodstream infecting every extremity with a surge of energy that if not controlled, will surely send you jumping out a window or stiffening the body until it crumbles into bits. This ain't no glowstick waving, ecstacy taking friendly contemporary dance techno faggot fodder, this is MENACING and not for the easily overwhelmed or frightened. And to be quite honest, I've heard other stuff from this guy other than what's on this record and really, I dunno if it's safe to listen to this kind of shit. Like Jet Jag, it transcends mere listening pleasure and takes you into another realm. If you enter this realm with fear in your heart, you will experience a nightmare so traumatizing it could KILL you. Just keep telling yourself "It's only a record." If you listen to this shit, prepare to have your mind shattered like glass and rearranged the way THEY see fit! This is not just music, this is fuckin SCIENCE! I Give this record a 10! RPG

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