You wouldn't think Boris is a particularly Japanese name now. Well it
is and we've got his new album in on Southern Lord of dark doom
psychedelic infused sludge core rock. So here's some instructions on how to make
the most of the new Boris album.
1) firstly admire the superb Nick Drake stylee rip off sleeve of
Bryter Layter
2) place towel on bed
3) place CD in CD player and press play, turn volume up as loud as it will go
(or play the LP picture disc analogue dudes/ collectors)
4) sit down on towel
5) marvel at the superb racket coming from your sub woofers and tweeters
6) look down and be amazed as you've managed to evacuate your bowels onto said
towel without even realising.
7) tell all your friends to buy this and consider changing pants.