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...according to our Clinton on 17 December 2006.

On the subject of The Darkness it fills me with yuletide pride to announce that even this late in the year we have a contender for most cynical cash in of the year courtesy  once again of those folks at Guided Missile (do they just release novelty records now?). Yep following on from The Diff'rent Strokes and The Diff'rent Stripes we now have The Diff'rent Darkness. A joke that's worn as thin as Justin Hawkins disappearing mane. Think of all this years bandwagons (novelty icy electro, crap rock, daft cover versions) all rolled into one.

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What their label says...

1. I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
is a weighty indie/electro/rock/dancefloor version with sultry, female, german-accented spoken vocal, big electroclash beats, 'intergalactic'-style synth bass and full-on distored RAWK guitars!
2. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN
is a full on 'exotic'-keyboard-meets-RAWK- guitar workout - like a weird collaboration between AC/DC, Thin Lizzy, Perrey & Kingsley and Raymond Scott!
3. LOVE ON THE ROCKS WITH NO ICE
is, curiously performed by 'special guests The Orff Orchestra - a band consisting entirely of toys', and features accordion, sitar, kazoo, theramin, toy xylophone and musical saw! .